jess
@fannist
22 - reader, writer, fan of many things
3 weeks agodeal-right

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This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

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They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

1 month agoprincedrewwrites

oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me