an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

i have some too

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

another run through the washer will fix me

girl i shrunk

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

it just gets better

and better

This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

finally. Real journalism

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month to this fruitcake

random Purple Hyacinth panels: 3/∞

Purple Hyacinth, by Ephemerys and Sophism

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me